Scores
4.4E€€ → € on sale
- Quality
- 5/10
- Design
- 3/10
- Appeal
- 5/10
Usually €25–225
What to buy, and what to skip
DecentPolo
Usually €50–80Buy at or below €35
The third seat at the polo table and the cheap one. 100% cotton piqué at €50–80 on the ticket and €30–40 once the sale starts, against €95–120 for a Lacoste L.12.12 and €60–100 for a Marc O'Polo. Owners report the plain piqué washing well; they also report collars going soft and the cloth thinner than it used to be, and that gap is precisely what the Lacoste money buys. Buy the plain piqué rather than the Player 3 or the Double Horsemen jersey — the jersey polo isn't piqué at all. Then accept what you're wearing, because this is the one polo on the page where half the room reads it as a Ralph Lauren and the other half reads it as knowing it isn't.
DecentTrousers
Usually €70–85Buy at or below €40
Moleskin and bedford-cord five-pockets and chinos sit at €70–85 list and €34–42 in the sale, in heavier cloth than H&M puts in a €25 chino. Below Massimo Dutti on both cut and cloth, so it only works at the sale price — which is where it lives anyway.
DecentJeans
Usually €70–85Buy at or below €40
The denim half of the same discount argument. Straight and slim five-pocket jeans reach the same €34–42 sale tier as the chinos and are a sensible mall-brand pair there, but the licence structure makes composition and consistency less predictable than Mango's explicitly 100% cotton €49.99 denim. Check for a cotton-led fabric, keep elastane at 2% or less, and do not pay the €70–85 ticket.
DecentShorts
Usually €25–70Buy at or below €30
The official UK shop is a useful European proxy: about 61 men's shorts, with core chino at £50, linen-blend chino at £60, sweat/terry around £45–50 and cargo/twill at £60; common sale prices fall to roughly £18–24. A classic chino is 98% cotton/2% elastane at £20 on sale from £50, a cotton-twill drawstring is 100% cotton at £18 from £60, and the £60 linen-blend chino is only 81% cotton/19% linen. Buy the plain cotton/twill around €20–30 equivalent; avoid paying full price for the horsemen or for a linen blend whose linen is a minority.
DecentJackets & Coats
Usually €95–225Buy at or below €60
The best corner of the range, for the same reason as everything else here — the discount. Quilted and ripstop puffers, gilets and parkas at €95–225 list, with most of the wall sitting 40–50% off mid-season: €50–60 for a hooded puffer, €95–110 for a parka. Nothing technical and no down worth the name, so read it as a mall jacket. At €60 that's an honest mall jacket; at €225 it's an insult. Same category argument this page allowed EA7 and HUGO, won on price rather than on make.
AvoidT-Shirts
€28–35 for cotton jersey with a graphic across it, €15–20 in the sale. This page has now written the same sentence about Adidas, Nike, Under Armour, Lacoste, EA7 and HUGO, and it doesn't change because the logo is two horses: at list you're buying the print, and the sale price only draws level with H&M's €12 heavy cotton tee while staying behind a Marc O'Polo organic one at €20.
AvoidShirts
The clearest lesson on this page about reading a ticket, and it runs the length of the wall in both fibres. The linen section is priced at €76–82 and every piece in it says linen blend — a minority of linen carried by cotton or viscose, and none of the reason you wanted linen; Massimo Dutti and Marc O'Polo both state 100% on the ticket and both fall to €50–65 in the sale, the same money for a completely different shirt. The cotton half is the same move: €65–80 for oxfords and poplins that are stretch cotton blends rather than cotton. A Massimo Dutti cotton shirt is €40 in the sale and made in Portugal, and even HUGO — flagged here for this exact fault — comes out of a group that owns its shirting factory in Izmir. Nothing on this rail earns Massimo Dutti money.
AvoidKnitwear
Cotton and cotton-blend jumpers with no wool backbone anywhere in the range. One Massimo Dutti merino on sale beats the whole shelf.
AvoidSweats & Hoodies
Cotton and cotton-blend sweatshirts and hoodies — the identical failure to Nike Tech Fleece at €70–120, Under Armour's fleece at €50–100 and EA7's hoodies at €95–150, and priced below all three. That makes it the cheapest version of the mistake, not a reason to make it, and it's the fourth brand on this page to fill a knitwear gap with fleece and hope you don't notice.
AvoidBags
Licensed to Eastlab in Italy: polyester and polyurethane-coated backpacks, holdalls and crossbodies. PU is the material that cracks and can't be repaired — the same objection this page raised to HUGO's bags at three times the money, and your Reserved backpack is the reason the category gets no benefit of the doubt. The Under Armour Hustle is €40–55 with years of owner reports behind it and stays the only settled answer here.
AvoidFootwear
Licensed to Bonis in Italy, and the Italian address is in the price rather than the make: glued fashion sneakers styled after court shoes and runners that already exist, roughly €50–100 on the ticket and routinely half that. Cheap is the only argument and it isn't enough — a Lacoste court shoe is €60 in the sale with a better sole unit, and a Samba is €75 with an archive underneath.
On the design score
The fourth route to a low score, and the only brand on this page where the design and the recognition both belong to a company that isn't it. The United States Polo Association has existed since 1890 and has the better claim to the word; Ralph Lauren put one mounted player on a shirt in the early seventies and built a house on it. The two have been in court on and off since 1984 — apparel rulings that let the double horsemen stay provided the U.S. Polo Assn. name sits beside them, an injunction throwing the mark off fragrance, years of argument over sunglasses. Read those settlement terms as a design brief: the wordmark is legally required to be there, because without it the garment is confusable with someone else's. That is the no-logo test this axis measures, failed in a courtroom rather than in a shop. Take the horsemen off a piqué polo here and you're holding a contrast-tipped cotton polo with nothing of its own — no Samba, no goggle jacket, not even a borrowed silhouette the way Zara borrows one. It lands at 3, under Reserved, Under Armour and EA7, and the four together are a complete set: Reserved designs clothes that don't survive, Under Armour builds things properly and never designed them, EA7 designs the logo and leaves the garment alone, and this one didn't design the logo either. Appeal at 5 is the score that needs the explaining, because almost everyone recognises the mark and that would normally mean a high number. The reaction is the wrong one. A good share of the room is recognising Ralph Lauren and correcting itself a second later — HUGO's 8 is borrowed from BOSS, which is at least the same house, and this is borrowed from the company that spent thirty-eight years suing to stop the borrowing. High magnitude, neutral-to-negative valence, and it moves with the border as much as Marc O'Polo's does: in Poland, Turkey, India and the Balkans it's a mall brand with its own boutiques and a genuine nod attached, while in the United States it hangs in Walmart and Kohl's.
Who owns it
USPA Global Licensing (United States Polo Association)
How this was judged
Researched. Confidence medium, checked 2026-08.
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